Etiquette

Benefaction

Please place my rate in an envelope in plain view at the very beginning of our date. If we are meeting in public, having it hidden inside a gift bag, book, or greeting card is ideal.

Reviews

Our time together should be private as true gentlemen do not kiss and tell. My clients do not spend their time writing lame erotica on review sites because they have busy and fulfilling lives. Just as you expect discretion from me, I expect discretion from you. ;)

Hygiene

Personal hygiene is of the utmost importance to me and I will always show up freshly showered and smelling sweet. Please prepare for our date as if you were going to an interview or work meeting. This includes brushing and flossing your teeth and gargling with mouthwash, a thorough shower scrubbing your genitals and ass with soap, and using deodorant. Neglected dental hygiene often can’t be masked by one day of proper care; regular dental cleanings are essential. Consider shaving down there or at least trimming for better…ahem. If I smell an issue, I reserve the right to end a session if you refuse to clean up. No exceptions. ;)

Order of Operations

For dates involving food (my absolute favorite dates!) that aren’t extended or FMTY, I prefer to meet at the restaurant at the very beginning of our date. Let's break the ice over mouthwatering dishes, decadent cocktails, and of course, me looking my absolute best, rather than me rushing to make our reservation with post-coital bedhead and smudged makeup.

I’ve eaten full tasting menus with my clients and we’ve had no gastrointestinal issues. I’m liberal with our time on these dates as well. We can always box up our food to go!

I absolutely ADORE couples massages and spa time! With that being said, let’s allot time to enjoy the facilities after our massage. I usually leave the spa relaxed wanting to go back to the room for the night with you, not get ready for a dinner (unless it’s something very special hehe). Let’s eat dinner before the spa, or we could always order room service!